Braided Money Tree

♥Barbie♥ asked:


Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[ ] I own a bunch of junk I don’t need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I’ve ridden a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y’all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[ ] I’m kind of poor.
[ ] I’ve caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I’ve lived in Texas before.
[ ] I wear flannel shirts.( I’m wearing on right now…;-
[ ] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y’all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I’ve been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I’ve ridden a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I’ve went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.

Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[ I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I’m a people person.
[ ] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I’m awesome.
[ ] I’m not in any clique; I’m friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I’m pretty cheerful.
[ ] I’m involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I’m optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.

Whore

[ ] I’ve had at least 10 boy/girlfriends.
[ ] I’ve hooked up with a random guy/girl whose name I didn’t know.
[ ] I’m not a virgin.
[ ] I’ve made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut, sure.
[ ] I’m a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I’ve hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I’ve done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I’ve dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I’ve gotten in trouble for what I’ve worn before.
[ ] I’ve had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[ ] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I’ve cheated on my boyfriend before.

Slacker

[ ] I’m failing 2 or more classes.
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I’m late for school often.
[ ] I don’t have a job.
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don’t take care of myself.
[ ] I’ve done drugs before.
[ ] I don’t do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[ ] I’m bored constantly.
[ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
[ ] I’m on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I do everything half-assed.
[ ] I’m not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don’t have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[ ] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy.
[ ] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I’ve DJ’d before.
[ ] I’ve taken a party drug before.
[ ] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I’ve grinded before.
[ ] I’ve made a ’sandwich’ with other people.
[ ] I’ve bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.

Hippie

[ ] I’m a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I’m comfortable with nudity.
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I’m stuck in the 60’s.
[ ] I’m a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn’t be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[ ] I’ve made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60’s music.
[ ] I’m always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces.
[ ] I’m a naturalist
LOL i cant belive some of you guys really answered this full out!! YOU GUYS ROCK@@

MIA

lucy asked:


If you have, what results did you get? What do you have to do exactly? And how much money have you earned?

REBA

Pretty Girl! asked:


Far back in time even before the dinosaurs in Europe, there lived a blacksmith only three feet tall. Sam, the three ft tall blacksmith benevolent and was very beautiful even if he was small. He was short that he needed a stool to stand on to shoe the great steeds of the knights! Even though he is not smaller than a dog that lived in the empire, he was nicer than anyone was. This bothered him not a bit, because although he was small he was very brave. In fact, in his heart he secretly longed to become a knight and win the hand of the Princess.
The Princess was the King and Queen’s only child and it should come as no surprise that the little blacksmith loved her very much for she was both kind and beautiful. Her name was princess Bell and it was named after her grandma Bell. She was even smaller than the black smith was! The princess had dancing eyes and long silken hair like Rapunzel, which she wore in a coiled braid. He parents went many doctors but there was not anything that cured her. Why did the blacksmith and princess have this? Nevertheless, alas, the little blacksmith could admire the Princess only from afar because she was, after all, a princess and he but a lowly blacksmith not even that tall. He would wake up everyday, look at one of the old dusty pictures of Bell, and then go to a small window. Even though he could not see, he managed to make a stool out of some old steel and brown wood to see.
One sunny day a terrible dragon came to the kingdom. Breathing fire on anyone who crossed its path, it trampled houses and burned fields. Many knights battled the dragon but their swords could not cut its thick dark brown scales. Each night it flew home to its cave in the mountains surrounded by a deep ravine.
The dragon was enchanted and protected by a magic spell. It said,
He who would break my spell,
Must know the ones I think in my head,
Then tell the bridge if it is what he thought and play the violins like Beethoven could,
If he wants still can finish my obstacles, he would challenge me on chess.
Last, not least, write me a story on a piece of rock that is no longer or less than eight pages in 18 min!

If you finish these, then you will challenge me writing quickly or using my new but old typing machine. Tell me why you came here that have to exactly no more or less than two pages.
Many scientists and mathematicians went to challenge and many were defeated as the dragon moved closer and closer to the laboratory. These scientists were like a magician with great brains. The King was insulted, his face turned to red with a rage, and he almost looked like a cherry on top of a white vanilla ice cream! He declared whosoever won against the dragon would be granted half of his laboratory. Now scientists and mathematicians came from across the sea. They were the most intelligence, the oldest, and the biggest mathematicians anyone had ever seen. These were from many cultures and had different type of answers that they may think that the dragon was thinking. A thousand of them gathered to challenge the dragon. However, with his great mind the dragon took no time in defeating fifty mathematicians from their places and breathing fire on the rest. He said,
You must think I am here to fiddle,
Thousand men is not the riddle.
One man alone, only one man,
With great intelligence,
That is the plan.
In desperation, the King proclaimed whosoever solved the riddles and defeated dragon granted would be their heart’s desire.
Now the merchants got busier than ever. Suddenly there were books everywhere: fat books, skinny books, sharp books, and chess books, people books, violin books, but mostly tiny books so that one man might carry many of them. However, a tiny book is more like a dagger and most scientists and mathematicians were too proud to carry a sack full of books. There were violins, and many other things that were not even needed. There was also a need for paper and pencils to write out the problems, all kinds, and shapes of papers and pencil and pens and boards. They needed even rock like miniature rocks, sharp rocks, and many color rocks. Of course, with all this material they needed carts to carry it and animals to pull it so there was a run on wagons and horses and donkeys and oxen.

Lastly, they sold glasses to the old people. They sold crystal goblets, wooden goblets, big cups, little cups, coffee cups, fat cups, skinny cups to drink. To fill these cups the wine merchants and the milkmaids sold red wine, white wine, sparkling wine, cow’s milk, goat’s milk and all types of fruit juice. There were maids who drank in gulps to show that they should buy it.
In fact, the kingdom had never known such commercial success. Nothing was left of anything resembling papers or pencil material, or a wagon to hold it, or an animal to pull it, and there was not a drop of liquid left in all the kingdom but ordinary water.
The things that left were sacks and sacks and sacks of money piled everywhere. Moreover, did this do any good? No. The mathematicians for all their effort and all their supplies could not defeat the dragon and now the countryside strewn was with debris and the empire was a mess. Only the little scientist’s heart was full of hope for he finally had a chance to win the hand of the Princess. He fashioned a lab coat and a book out of old paper and pencils, mounted his pony, and rode to court. Bowing before the King, he said, “I wish to be mathematician so that I may rid your kingdom of this horrible monster.”
There was a moment of silence, then everyone but the Princess began to laugh. In fact, they laughed and they laughed, which made the Sam’s ears turn red. They nearly died laughing. The King said, “You are no match for this dragon. It takes might to defeat. You are simply too small.”
The little scientists squared his shoulders. “I may be slight but I can think.”
The Princess was impressed than anyone. She was thinking that this man was brave than anyone she knew. It was clear to her he was brave and good. “Father, for my sake, sends him this day. You promised ‘whosoever should defeat the dragon,’ and surely he deserves a chance.” The King could not refuse his only daughter. He rose from his throne and sent the scientist. Then, for luck, the Princess unwound her long braid, pulled out a single hair, and handed it to the Sam. He placed it in a pocket over his heart. “May you have good fortune, my brave scientist,” she said.
Sam was filled with happiness to the way the princess acted. Sam gulped and he set out on his pony to find the dragon. The pony was white and was faster than a Cheetah. His coat swished and there were tigers that were roaring stopped. He met many tired and defeated scientists and one helpful fellow told him, “Go back one man can’t do these bizarre obstacles, nor can you beat him at the chess.
Sam thought what a dragon would think out the story his mom told when he was a kid. They only think about the little small cute kids. The dragon thought the littlest scientist was the biggest fool. The littlest scientist has been traveling half a day when he came upon an object in the road beneath a tree. A beehive was yellow and was right next to beautiful flower. Being a kind soul, he picked it up to put it back in the tree. Suddenly he heard a tiny, buzzing voice.
We see you have kind intentions,
However, please do not put us back.
Every scientist who has seen us here,
He raised his tiny sword that was smaller than a toy and gave a whack.
Carry us elsewhere, we pray,
In addition, we will return the favor one day.
“OK,” said the littlest knight and carefully tied the beehive to his saddle that was black and gray.
It was shortly after that, he found the dragon or rather it found him. It landed nearby to look him over, and said,
Pfft, why you are nothing but a pea,
Who does not reach my knee?
Go home and grow some more.
Challenging you would be a bore.
“Ouch,” said the dragon. The littlest scientist charged and struck him again. The dragon roared.
Dragon sat on his chair and said, “Do all the work that is over there” as fast as the littlest scientist could run he did all the work in the time he had. He was typing everything he knew even the dragon’s thoughts. The dragon was amazed what three ft tall person could do and skipped the chess.
“You are so right,” said the dragon after he saw this tiny man do the; I shall be your dragon until the day I die. The littlest scientist sat on the dragon with the beehive and his pony and went back to the kingdom, when the king saw the littlest scientist with the dragon he was amazed and asked him to wed his daughter. Then Sam was the king after Bell’s father died. He went to many cruel wars and as one of his future advisors had said in a sad voice that one of his own beloved children that would be born by Bell would kill you.

VINNY

Jen asked:


I have Animalcrossing DS and while I was looking at some one eElse’squestion on yahoo answers I found out that its possible to grow a money tree. They mentioned something about water from Big Red what is that and were do i get it? And do I have to use a golden shovel to burry it? Is there a certain amout that I have to burry?

KAREEM

Cristy Crow asked:


I am the mother of the bride and they had to go shot-gun because of overseas orders and the paperwork involved. The original wedding date was in June of 2010. She got married in CA where they are stationed; no family or friends attended and she is coming home for Thanksgiving. I want to host a surprise shower with friends & family. Her registry is tiny and friends are asking for gift ideas. Would it be awful to offer the option of contributing to a “money tree”?

LYNDON