Braided Money Tree

chris b asked:


Can you make money from Google Money Tree or from Google adsense and if yes how does it work?

ROSALYN

NCY asked:


of course the three would only blossom in the spring and summer like a normal tree.
and it would only rain money during the raining seasons.

YASER

Dr. L asked:


Just wondering ^_^ Probably the best thing I’ve got was a Pinixy Keyring.. My id is pokemansncream
Oh ya my other id is crazy_spongebob111

VERNA

Shannie asked:


-Wax the ceiling

-Rearrange political campaign signs

-Sharpen your teeth

-Play Houdini with one of your siblings

-Braid your dog’s hair

-Clean and polish your belly button

-Water your dog…see if he grows

-Wash a tree

-Name your child Edsel

-Scare Stephen King

-Give your cat a mohawk

-Purr

-Mow your carpet

-Play Pat Boone records backwards

-Vacuum your lawn

-Whine

-Rake your carpet

-Re-elect Richard Nixon

-Critique “Three’s Company”

-Listen to a painting

-Play with matches

-Buff your cat

-Race ferrets

-Paint your house…Day-Glo Orange

-Have a formal dinner at White Castle

-Read Homer in the original Greek

-Change your mind

-Change it back

-Learn Greek

-Watch the sun…see if it moves

-Stand on your head

-Stand on someone else’s head

-Build a pyramid

-See how long you can stay awake

-See how long you can sleep

-Spit shine your Nikes

-Paint your teeth

-Wear a salad

-Speak with a forked tongue

-Get your dog braces

-Shave a shrub

-Have a proton fight

-Watch a car rust

-Quiver

-Rotate your carpet

-Learn to type…with your toes

-Set up your Christmas tree in April

-Buy the Brooklyn Bridge

-Be someone special

-Mail it to a friend

-Go back to square one

-Factor your social security number

-Take the fifth

-Memorize a series of random numbers

-Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages

-Join the Foreign Legion

-Learn Sanskrit

-Exist…existentially, of course

-Print counterfeit Confederate money

-Kick a cabbage

-Take a picture

-Sandpaper a mushroom

-Put it back

-Play solitaire…for cash

-Abuse your patio furniture

-Run for Pope

-Count to a million…fast

-Make a schematic drawing…of a rock

-Commit seppuku…with a paper knife

-Revert

-Think shallow thoughts

-Sleep on a bed of nails

-Boil ice cream

-DON’T toss and turn

-Run around in squares

-Think of quadruple entendres

-Speak in acronyms

-Have your pillow X-rayed

-Drink straight shots…of water

-Calmly have a nervous breakdown

-Give your goldfish a perm

-Fly a brick

-Play tag…on 35W

-Exorcise a ghost

-Be blue

-Exercise a ghost

-Be red

-But don’t be orange

-Paint stripes on a lake

-Ski Kansas

-Sleep in freefall

-Kill a Joule

-Test thin ice…with a pogo stick

-Apply for a unicorn hunting license

-Do a good job

-Crawl

-Invite the Mansons over for dinner

-Paint your windows

-Watch a watch until it stops

-Flash your goldfish

-Paint

-Smile

-Paint a smile

-Flirt with an evergreen

-Rotate your garden…daily

-Shoot a fire hydrant

-Pretend you’re blind

-Apologize to it

-Plant a shoe

-Sweat

-Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil

-Turn

-Take your sofa for a walk

-Write a letter to Plato

-Mail it

-Start

-Stop

-Dial 911 and breathe heavily

-Go to a funeral…tell jokes

-Play the piano…with mittens on

-Starch your shoes

-Polish your Calvin’s

-Contemplate a cockroach

-Get a dog to chase your car

-Investigate the Czar

-Let him catch it

-Form a political party

-Climb a sidewalk

-Have a political party

-Get diagonal…with a good friend

-Ride a loaf of bread

-Sharpen a carrot

-Interrogate a gerbil

-Annoy yourself

-Get mad at yourself

-Stop speaking to yourself

-Be a side effect

-Ride a bicycle…up Mt. McKinley

-Duck

-Redecorate…your garage

-Develop a complex

-Join the Army…be someone simple

-Try harder

-Hit the deck

-Put leg warmers on your furniture

-Cut the deck

-Scheme

-Sit

-Water your family room

-Stay

-Cause a power failure

-Roll over

-Wriggle

-Play dead

-Donate your brother’s body to science

-Find a witch

-Ask why

-Burn her

-Regress

-Sleepwalk without sleeping

-Go bow hunting for Toyotas

-Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids

-Jump back

-Play to lose

-Scalp a street light

-Have your car painted…plaid

-Read a tomato

-Sharpen your sleeping skills

-Watch a game show…take notes

-Put out a fire

-Interview a cloud

-If you can’t find a fire, make one

-Play tiddlywinks…go for blood

-Play basketball…in a minefield

-Crumple

-Translate Shakespeare into English

-Skydive to church

-Cheer up a potato

-Do aerobic exercises…in your head

-Play cards with your swimming pool

-Pinstripe your driveway

-Play Kick the Fire Hydrant

-Harness chipmunk power

-Build a house with ice cubes

-Call London for a cab

-Mug a stop sign

-Change your name…daily

-Go for a walk in your attic

-Challenge your neighbor to a duel

-Try to join Hell’s Angels by mail

-Wonder

-Be a square root

-Ask stupid questions

-Weld your car doors shut

-Spew

MELVINA

baby gurl asked:


The leaves look yellowish. Can putting it in the sun for a little while kill the tree?

REMY

Zing! asked:


I planted a dollar in my backyard and now a tree is growing. It has $20 bill buds which aren’t ripe yet, but before I pick them, I wanted to make sure….is the money growing on my tree considered counterfeit, or can I keep it? And if I can keep it, do I need to pay taxes on it?
And don’t even ask where my backyard is, i know your tricks! No one will steal my tree, NO ONE!

PANYA

Poppy asked:


It is me, my husband, and our 16 month old son.

We have a 7.5 tall tree. I have 5 bucks.

YOKO

KYLE asked:


my money tree is almost dead the ben franks are curling on the edges. and some of the Washington’s have fallen to the ground….help asap

ORIOLE

cutiepie asked:


I have micro braids in my hair but I am thinking about getting tree braids in my next time which cost the most money and which is easy to take out

MARINA

ladawn5472 asked:


There was a movie (comedy) made in the 40’s to 50’s about a man who had a tree in his backyard that grew money. Does anybody remember the title and the actors? Thanks!!

LALI